Zonts


the pr-nunciation of the word “don’t” when irritated or angered through the dialect of a rachet female.
kiki: was you texting my bae last night.
trina: it wasn’t even like that, he…
kiki: zon’t even! just zon’t! i done with you.
a slang term for any powdered stimulant or research chemical having extremely powerful effects and high, high, high potencies. unlike methamphetamine (commonly known as “the heat”),’ zonts ‘ usually refers to a flailingly sniff-able tweak, that you pack & twack in your beak!!!
“hey, get a gl-ss tooter and and a torch? i am thinking of finishing up the last 2 grams of zonts, and make the entire family ot-rails for brunch this xmas!
brain blank, stupid, idiot
he is a zont

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