Zoo Fever


this disease is a type of b-st–lity in which the suffer actually feels attracted to monkeys. this disease has many dangerous side effects such as monkey bl-w j-bs, making-out with monkeys, naked showers with monkeys, or in extreme cases monkey s-x. this can lead to all kinds of problems such as aids, planet of the apes syndrome, or extreme social isolation.
dude josh just f-cked the monkey! his zoo fever really took hold of him after a few shots of vodka. i just hope he doesn’t have aids now.

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