zooey deschanel-ed
zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn’t go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.
will: hey are are things going with memo?
danielle: horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
will: what he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!
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