Zorb God


the omnipresent zorb g-d looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. at nearly every stoner session the zorb g-d is present. if there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as ‘zudas’ and zorb g-d will thus, prevent them from entering the kingdom of zorbs.
‘bruv i’m zorbing !’
‘don’t worry, zorb g-d looks after all those who are zorbing’.

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