Zorktaposition
the phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories of articles to criticize, debunk and discard actual scientific, factual or otherwise doc-mented cases as reported, often simplified, by the media.
my zorktaposition…
– looks photoshopped to me
– i’m calling bs. a friend of my uncle’s neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.
– i’m not a lawyer, but that’s definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.
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