Zug


a person whose talking is unintelligible. it may be because they mumble, they may be soft talkers or they may be foreigners.
i couldn’t understand a word that zug said about anything.
the world’s only comedy site.
i soiled myself laughing at zug’s website.
richest town in switzerland where on the streets you will only see cars like bentleys and ferraris, where people are most of their time spending their holidays in places like like on the maldives in the carribbean or in st. moritz and travel by private jets
did you see that chick in the fur coat driving a ferrari?

yeah, she must be from zug for sure
onomatopoeic exclamation accompanying an out-thrust fist, indicating that the recipient has been run through with an imaginary sword whilst play fighting.
“zug!.. you’re dead!”
“no i’m not, you missed!”
“i didn’t, i was right there!”
“well i’ve got super armour!”
“no you don’t! it went straight in! zug!”
“i do! and i’ve got a machine gun! brbrbrbrrrap!”
“zug! zug! zug!”
“brbrbrbrbrbrbrrrrp!”
a word used to describe a person that is a drain on society because they have don’t pay their bills, have bad credit, or on goverment -ssistance such as food stamps, wic, unemployment, welfare, etc. be them black, white, asian, mexican, etc.

also can be called a “deadbeat zug”

pr-nounced like jug but with a z.
what a zug. he is mad we are repossessing his car, yet he won’t pay his bills.
a short, stocky, hairy man with a tiny p-n-s
one with a small c-ck
“garcia is such a zug, i mean that thing is incredibly small” said kevin
an erotic video involving a steam locomotive at full speed.
zug review.

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