Zulu Alpha


in naval terminolgy condition “zulu-alpha” or za means to close up all hatches and openings to acheive water-tight and air-tight integrity. to close up a woman to condition zulu-alpha means to fill every orifice to acheive true air-tight integrity.
i closed up that b-tch to zulu alpha – d-mn i am smooth !!!
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naval terminology. to achieve air-tight integrity of the ship’s citadel. to achieve air-tight integrity of your -rs-hole after a night of lager and curry. to prevent a “sharting”.
you going to be ok carrying the queen mothers coffin after last nights run ash-r- chef? – don’t worry lads, my aft funnel is at zulu alpha.

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