Zuma


refers to the current south african president who is renowned for his firm believe that showering after s-x cures aids. horrible insult for any south african. be advised: do not ever in your life call a south african a zuma!!!! (especially not the white variety- you will be killed with immediate effect.)
“hey! you f-cking zuma!”
(m-ffled screaming noises as the ignorant b-st-rd who uttered this horrific insult is repeatedly bludgeoned to death with a crowbar)
noun. beach near malibu, ca.
dude theres a nude beach on the other side of point dume!
beach of the g-ds… and g-ddesses
let’s catch some waves at zuma…
1. an addictive game by pop cap in which a giant frog spits marble like b-lls. which causes zumaic insanity for all

2. a multipurpose word that can convey glee, or can be used in the same way as f-ck.
oh zuma!! i think i broke my foot!
an evil game by popcap in which you slap your b-lls against some other b-lls for more frustration than pleasure. also synonomous with gay marriage.
f-cking zuma!!!! i need red b-lls but it keeps giving me blue b-lls.
an evil game in which you slap your b-lls against some other b-lls for more frustration than pleasure. also synonomous with gay marriage.
f-cking zuma!!!! i need red b-lls but it keeps giving me blue b-lls.

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    a silence added in to a skit or scene for comical purposes. it comes from the silence of a dead fish. it may be silent, but there’s something about a dead fish that’s pretty f-cking funny. cartman: i know it was just a dream, i know i didn’t have an -n-l probe, and i know […]

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    a sh-t covered short p-n-s or chode. i got done f-cking ashely in the -ss and then showed her my chili chode.


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