zund


a zund is the clinical name given to a mole on the head of the p-n-s. a zund is difficult to remove and requires rigorous treatment with a brillo pad and/or rough side of a sponge. if left unchecked, a zund can develop into a larger, more violent mole. this mole is commonly known as a ‘hillary’. there is no known treatment for a full blown hillary.
i removed the zund last night. thank g-d i got it before it turned into a hillary. if that happened then i’d probably have to amputate!

Read Also:

  • Zundel

    german n-z- holocaust denying c-nt who keeps getting his -ss whupped by canadian antifascists. the n-z-s campaign for him not to be deported and condemn canada’s n-z- immigration laws which the n-z-s always supported until it was one of their own who got done. if zundel thinks the gas chambers don’t work, he should go […]

  • Lemon Curd

    a lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade. this would go well with some b-tter at a ‘crumpetting’ party. he always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of b-tter while crumpetting. a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a ‘spur of the moment’ sugestion. […]

  • fake rain

    when having s-x in the -n-l or doggy style position, a man pulls out his p-n-s and spits a little saliva on the girl’s back, thinking he has -j-c-l-t-d she will look back to see it at which point he -j-c-l-t-s all over her face. i used fake rain on scott’s mother last night before […]

  • Skayward

    an adjective; that means the combination of 3 adjectives: sketch,gay, and awkward. that is so skayward. are you hanging out with your skayward friend tonight?

  • SBD

    a quiet flatulent that makes its presence known by a foul odor; “silent but deadly” woo, baby, you blow out another sbd on me or what? d-mn! 1. a “silent but deadly” fart. see also “ghost t-rd” and “air biscuit”. 2. the airport code for san bernardino international airport. 3. the dougl-ss dauntless, an american […]


Disclaimer: zund definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.