perfection. beautiful, funny, smart, crazy, and loving. something you should always cherish and never let go of.
i’m down with zurie until i die.
- colton erb
a type of person who can get any gender to f-ck or to slay, also typically known to be very hot and s-xy i wish that i could be colton erb to this girl
the act of washing a v-g-n- by use of a jacuzzi jet, faucet, shower head, hose, or other streaming water source. spadouching for pleasure is typically discovered in one’s own bathtub, but is not uncommonly practiced at a spa or hot spring. results may vary with angle, pressure, and water temperature. other common forms of […]
when someone -j-c-l-t-s in your soup. johny just made a zoot burger an idiot, tool “those lebs are m-ssive zootburgers” when someone -j-c-l-t-s in your soup. johny just made a zoot burger
naseel is a girl who is cute and smart and so lovely with the people. she gets annoyed sometimes, and may fall or trip and make all her friends laugh, but everyone loves her. in a fight she can be your worst enemies but if she was wrong she would pretend not to be and […]
for one to empty bowles while swimming the breast stroke in order to escape the floaters make sure you strokeloaf before you get out of the river to save on toilet paper!