a non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)
some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. in that case, a 20-foot pole is required.
it is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.
i won’t touch that rotting corpser! i’ll use my 10-foot pole for it.
i wouldn’t touch that dirty sk-nk with a 10-foot pole!
his p-n-s was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.
- 10 foot p*ssy
an extremely beat v-g-n- that you could double fist. jake: hey man, how’s things going with monica. steve: o, i left that stank ho. she had that 10 foot p-ssy. i stuck my plasma tv in there and she still wasn’t feelin’ it. jake: i hear that. i was h-ttin’ that back in 1996.
- apprehensive william
when one man gets shy and goes soft during a lonesome richard. adam was excited about executing a lonesome richard until max pulled an apprehensive william.
- motley c*ck
an extremely large, and thick p-n-s. “…well we all know you dont have a motley c-ck”
when a girl wipes period blood on your face “you got bernetted!” when a sket lets you finger her when she’s on her period or fingers herself then wipes it on your face. hey, rosie, wanna be bernetted? or rosie, did you hear ollie got bernetted again yesterday?
a m-ssiveley huge and italian hockey player…usually tends to live up north. quite a nice looking chap! likes to push people’s b-ttons, but overall a good hearted man. a berno likes big comfortable beds and is quite popular with the ladies, is a respectful gentleman but is horrible at returning and answering phone calls and […]