having s-x with someone before every kissing someone.
i got to “1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base” last night woot woot , now i need to kiss someone.
half human, half vampire. word was used in the anime film “vampire hunter d.” “he’s a dunpeal. the half sp-wn of a vampire and a human. i’ve heard of his kind but have never seen one before.” dunpeal is the offspring of a master vampire and a unturned human.as for sun light and drinking blood, […]
- 10000000000000th base
2nd base with chuck norris. nuff said. guy1: hey you never guess what i did last night……. guy2: what didnt you do last night? guy1: cut it with the cr-p, ok, 10000000000000th base, i touched chuck norris’ p-n-s xd guy2: oh so thats why the universe is imploding…. -boom!!!1!!!111!!!!!eleven!!11!!!!!- >.< ffs.
- 1,000,000,000,000th base
when you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly b-tton. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females -n-s. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. p-n-s juice is sprayed everywhere. last night, i got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian […]
to be in an awkward or embarr-ssed position “wow he just peed himself he must feel really gronth right now”
- 1,000,000,000th base
you must have s-x with chuck norris. only chuck norris has reached this base, as g-d was the original t-tle holder of this base. dude, i got 1,000,000,000th base last night! whole world; all hail the almighty omnipotent god of all who exist!