1234567890-=qweuiop[]\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ !@#$%^
when your past school boredom, typing boredom, and grandma’s house boring, this is boring to whole new level this is dad-got-the-remote-first-and-is-watching-football kind of boring.
“i was so bored i typed 1234567890-=qweuiop\asdfghjkl;’zxcvbnm,./ !@#$%^ in my keyboard!”
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