2nd hand dick slap
a second hand d-ck slap is when a dog licks a d-ck then proceeds to lick you with thy
john:awe this peanut b-tter must make the dog lick my dong
dog:wtf….. oooo peanut b-tter
owner: ew why does your tongue taste like d-ck…. i just got 2nd hand d-ck slapped
a second hand d-ck slap is when a dog licks a d-ck then proceeds to lick you with thy
john:awe this peanut b-tter must make the dog lick my dong
dog:wtf….. oooo peanut b-tter
owner: ew why does your tongue taste like d-ck…. i just got 2nd hand d-ck slapped
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