3 a.m. Wake Up Call
when your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her p-ssy on your thigh and hip. this results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she’s aching for.
you look tired braaaaahh. feel ok?
feel great broohhhh. just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. wake up call.
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