30 Seconds of Madness.


a catchphrase preached almost religiously by a f-cking bald kn-bjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.
“okay guys. premature ejacluation. 30 seconds of madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. just like when i’m in bed with my poor wife.”

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