34 and a halfer
someone who can suck their p-n-s or v-g-n-,69ing by themselves.
that circus freak is so limber he can suck his own d-ck, he don’t need a partner to 69,thats a 34 and a halfer.
taking matters into your own mouth.
if you want something done right, do it yourself.
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