36 Hour Rule


if a houseguest, squatter or friend has left any take-away within your fridge for 36 hours or longer then the food is fair game and is fully within the public domain.
bob: dude! where the f-ck is my kung pau?
alice: dunno. where’d you leave it?
bob: in the fridge
alice: and it’s not there anymore?!
bob. umm… no
alice: well, how long ago did you leave it there?
bob: last tuesday, i think
alice: dude; that was like 3-times-the-36-hour-rule ago
bob: wtf is the “36 hour rule”?!!!

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