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it’s the attack of the 50 foot hottie!
- 50 foot rule
”the 50 foot” rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate -ssessment of her appearance. if she is seen from beyond “50 feet” then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing. male 1. “man did you check out […]
- liek ogm
1) lamers who can’t spell “like, oh my god!” 2) pros that make fun of lamers who can’t spell “like, oh my god!” 1) ilikep-n-s61616: liek ogm u n0bz roffles i prwn j00!11111111 2) gosuar: liek ogm stfu
- liew kit
a term used to define an gay anorexic penguin. wow, that’s a f-ck-ng liew kit alright!
this is an indoor activity on a cold day after a bl-stery round of sledding, snow structure-building, or killing baby seals. it involves s’mores (fire made of course), hot cocoa, and that baby seal freshly skinned as the rug=where it all happens. after building that anatomically correct snowman, i need to get snowdie. i spent […]
- life marathon
the act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. it generally becomes a life marathon after you’ve been awake for a full 24 hours. sorry if i’m a little sp-cey, i’m in hour 30 of a life marathon right now. i have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. […]