the best compet-tive swimming stroke that exists. in 50 meter b-tterfly a swimmer swims the b-tterfly stroke for 50 meters (one lap/two lengths short course, or one length long course).
swimmer 1: guess what!? coach says i get to swim 50 meter b-tterfly at the next meet!
swimmer 2: whoa awesome! you’re so lucky! i have to swim the 500! yuck!
-there is like no word that can exactly define this but you can say 50mething is the coolest piece of sh-t ever in the whole world. there is nothing that is as cool as 50mething. oh sh-t its 50mething! f-k the f-k 50mething man!
someone who is scene and gangsta person1:”look at that scene kid” person2:”no way hes a gangsta” person3:”no kids shes a scenesta”
– the fear of scenesters. my best friend suffers from scenophobia because she actually goes to concerts to hear the music. 1. fear of scene kid’s. 2. fear a certain action may be scene. “my scenophobia is stopping me from attending the norma jean concert tonight.” “while i enjoy job for a cowboy’s music, my […]
the study of fat people, hairy women and midgets. i went to paris and started studying all the hairy women and thought i could open an endocrinology clinic on the spot.
- couch coach
someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on tv, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch. john (while eating a pack of pringles) come on, p-ss the ball, he’s open! i can’t believe you missed that shot! run, you can go faster than that! mary: quit being […]