96 or Below, No Go
a phrase used to remind people that s-xual intercourse with the deceased is only permissable if the body temperature has not dropped below 96 degrees fahrenheit
conor: i call the first one!
geoff: dude! 96 or below, no go!
paul: i’d go down to 89…
chris: you sick motherf-cker
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