a year filled with endless awesomeness…
“while the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can’t just have been me) donald glover was releasing one of the best alb-ms of 2016 t-tled awaken, my love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called atlanta, and getting cast in both ultimate spider-man and the unt-tled han solo standalone. and for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his ident-ty-less girlfriend. that’s a heck of a lot of awesome in one year.” (lipsitz)
dude: so what are your new year’s resolutions?
me: to have a donald glover year!
a dude that’s so f-cking chill that it’s annoying. he’s a f-cking jock with killer kicks and a huge temper. he has legit the worse grammar in history but at least he can do those lay-ups pretty darn good. he works really hard #tryhardasf, we be playing during after school and he’s just in the […]
- reverse thanksgiving
the act of shoving a turkey in ones -n-l cavity. it can be for pleasure or punishment i walked in on my grandma getting a reverse thanksgiving. i am scarred for life now
a beautiful girl that people get in love with easily an amazing friend who would never be a backstaber.a highly attractive lady and intelligent and bright referred as a beautiful girl wow your such a gemayoni
- das gey
“das” refers to “thats”, while “gey” refers to “g-y”. use in a sentence where you forget to say “no h-m-“, after the action that was extremely h-m- has p-ssed. also used for a reaction to sh-tty memes. man 1: check out this spongegar meme man2: das gey man1: -does h-m-s-xual act without saying no h-m-” […]
if it’s a game he can play it, and kick your -ss in it too. look wise he is a-grade model material. sweet as a peach, a.k.a. an -ss. an amazing driver; no matter the vehicle, traffic, or circ-mstances, he can get you were you need to go. the life of every party. he’s the […]