a duck to the feet
a shot of vodka, drunk from a child size gl-ss featuring pictures of ducks.
i had three ducks last night, but i felt fine so i filled another to the feet.
michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.
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