A Friend You Call Ted


a male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

ted, from the movie “jingle all the way”.
example 1.

friend 1:
“great!, alfredo added my girlfriend on facebook.”

friend 2:
“don’t you mean ted did?”

(alfredo is a friend you call ted.)

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