a House moment


a sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. inspired by the show house m.d. typically near the end of the episode; dr. house, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
after accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, i tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. while panicking to clean it, i had a house moment. i ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.

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