A lazy fuck
when you don’t have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
b-tch complaining: f-ck me badly once, shame on you. f-ck me badly twice, shame on me.
man thinking: i can f-ck like a p-rnstar, but i just want a lazy f-ck.
she didn’t deserve more than a lazy f-ck.
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