you open a girls v-g-n- and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her v-g-n- many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. after this you will then open her v-g-n- and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don’t burn her v-g-n-. you then f-ck the sh-t out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.
you: yo stuart i don’t know what to do for my anniversary.
stuart: just give her a meaty v-g-n-, not only will she love it but you’ll have a great anniversary dinner.
- Anemone Diver
to thrust ones p-n-s into a sea anemone phillip chose to be an anemone diver and thrusted his p-n-s deep into the tentacles of his stinging sea anemone. he received horrific stings to his genitalia and is now the talk of the er.
arrietta is a beautiful girl who follows her heart. she might be highly addicted to the internet but loves her family and friends. “please go to bed early,” mum reminded arrietta.
- Aye Bruh
this is the stereotypical atlanta hood dude. dirty or colorful dreads, pants near or below their knees, speaks an indecipherable language using the term “aye bruh” very frequently. when i was walking to the five points train station, a group of aye bruhs approached me to sell me weed. wears jordans, sagging skinny jeans and […]
- bahama momma
a sl-t mom that travels to the bahamas wow she definatly looks like a bahama momma
- Bedtime hero
if you do not have a phone or a magazine to help you m-st-rb-t-, a bedtime hero is the person you think about in order to become s-xually aroused. ex. “d-mn man kat upton is my bedtime hero!” ex. “d-mn man kate upton is my bedtime hero!”