A piece of shit
1. an annoying and apparently r-t-rded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.
2. some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.
anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people’s fortunes as a result, is a piece of sh-t.
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