a rope tied around his wheelbarrow


a phrase used to describe a h-m-s-xual. when someone is said to have a ‘a rope tied around his wheelbarrow’ it is meant as a reference to the activities relating to their bedroom gymnastics.

it is best described from a starting point where, due to the way in which h-m-s-xuals utilise another persons -n-s, they can be described as ‘uphill gardeners’. if someone gardens uphill they have a sloping allotment, which would require them to have ‘a rope tied around their wheelbarrow’

the reason for using a convoluted description as this is to avoid embarr-ssment to those around you when putting a persons s-xuality in question, some of whom may be of the same persuasion.
‘look at the way he walks, i bet hes got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow’

‘hes popular with the other blokes, definitely got a rope tied around his wheelbarrow’

‘what, no girlfriend? wheelbarrow mate!’ (shortened)

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