A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)
an always-stiff-p-n-s. a p-n-s of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
also known as, an always stiff “peeper,” rather than p-n-s.
example: i was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then i looked of at tommy, an he was sporting a tiny d-ck, possibly an a.s.p (always stiff p-n-s).
example: dude, after i banged her, i took a cold shower, and came out. she threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. she looked up and said, where’d it go? i must have an a.s.p (always stiff p-n-s).
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1. a p-n-s so small that it doesn’t have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. unit of measure based on the p-n-s size of wilco jancala. one a.s.p is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) i have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that i’m sporting an a.s.p (always stiff p-n-s).
2) no dude, my d-ck is at least two asp lengths.
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