a stoners dozen


in general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

also – “12 minus the one i ate after i got stoned.”

or “i got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. ”
nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.
in general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

also – “12 minus the one i ate after i got stoned.”

or “i got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. ”
nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

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