a strong southern exposure
when you have some serious plumber’s crack
aka- “don’t be a crack baby”, “crack attack”, “quarter slot”
(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)
you: “hey, you’ve got a strong southern exposure there!”
friend: “oh sh-t! that is serious. thanks!”
you: “yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way.”
friend: “oh yeah i just got them at goodwill”
you: “oh reeeeaaaally now?” (ew gross ew)
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