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• garfinkeled

  when a well connected, wealthy family sets up an unmotivated, moronic offspring in a powerful job/role/position/etc. in order to save face. a: how did ______ get hired as the new vice-president?! last time i saw him/her she was stoned in his/her grandma’s bas-m-nt for weeks on end. b: dude, ______ was garfinkeled. a: ah, the […]

• papperoo

  a party john: yo what’s your plan tonight? travis: i’m going to that papperoo down the street

• sonmabitch

  a quick way to say son of a b-tch. that sonmab-tch just stole mah car

• china kiss

  the act of an asian woman’s sweaty sn-tch pressing against her lover’s skin so tightly that it creates a powerful suction, resulting in a yellowish colored hickey. hey bro, look at this china kiss on my neck. i hope my parents don’t notice.

• piano it

  the process of not being able to figure out a solution to an electrical problem so said electrican just powers it down then powers it back up to just piano it i couldn’t figure out why the machine wasn’t working so i just piano it and it started working again

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