from the song by nick cave & the bad seeds, used to describe the depressed feeling you get about the modern world in general. an abattoir is a slaughterhouse, so the term, in a more in depth way, means you feel the world is lining itself up for slaughter, much like cows do at a slaughterhouse.
man 1: hey, are you all right? you’ve seemed kinda depressed lately.
man 2: oh, it’s okay, i’ve just got a case of abattoir blues.
- AB conversation
a conversation between only a few people, and dont want anyone else involved. this is an ab conversation. so, you can c yourself out, before d and e, f you up.
- ABC rule
(n.) rule of dating etiquette that dictates whether or not you can date a prospective girl/boy without being a kiddy-diddler. it states that if your prospective mate could recite the alphabet by the time you were born, they’re too old to pursue a romantic relationship with. often seen as a stricter alternative to the half […]
the fear of talking about physics at a party. dude, giovanni has mad abedaphobia he wouldn’t go to the party because ashley was there, all she needs is a few drinks and all she talks about is physics
- Alberto VO5
noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by the alberto company (now alberto-culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as lucille ball and jacqueline kennedy-on-ssis. in order to maintain her cl-ssic coiffure, the first lady made extensive use of alberto vo5.
- Albuquerque Turkey
to put gravy in a girls p-ssy,dip a drumstick in it, and eat it. i had a delicious albuquerque turkey last night a variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. often sold at restaurants in new mexico, including local subways. the type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients […]