abort the mission
reversing a decision to embark on a chosen course of action, which at first appeared advantageous and justifiable, but upon closer inspection was revealed to have potentially undesirable or disastrous consequences.
example 1:
jim: d-mn tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. imma tap dat -ss for sure.
mike: yo, might want to rethink that. i heard she got gonorrhea.
jim: yikes, abort the mission!!
example 2:
alex: we been standing in line for like 30 minutes. forget this i’m walking right p-ss the bouncer.
gary: ummm, dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.
alex: whoa, abort the mission.
example 3:
jane: so we gonna hit up fo chang restaurant. its $5.00 all you can eat.
natasha: nah abort the mission. last time i ate there i had the runs for 2 days.
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