abs of fat
n.
1. fat whose owner thinks of as a six pack.
joe thinks he has abs, but they’re really abs of fat
1 more definition
somone who thinks they have abs, but it’s accualy fat.
“he thinks he has abs, but they’re really abs of fat”
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