absencorinthianosis


when you don’t receive your recommended daily dose of corinthian’s voice.

may result in:
– sadness
– urges to hear corinthian’s voice
– sleep deprivation

– and even death
doctor “m’am i’m sorry. your son has a severe case of absencorinthianosis… amd after consulting with my fellow doctors we don’t think your son is going to make it. i’m sorry”

mom “omg not my baby!!!!!!! not absencorinthianosis!!!!!”

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