a great family
i wish i was an abu el haija
- sea sick steve
when one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents yeah, he got a sea sick steve in front of emma’s mum! when one gets a handjob on a couch/ sofa in front of their friends parents yeah, he got a sea sick steve in front of emma’s mum!
eara is a babe magnet. she attracts the hottest boys. most eara’s have b-tts. -smack it, smack it- boys. there will be a line for eara. do you see that new girl? yeah, her name is eara, i hear she has a nice -ss!
a blockbuster so bad/boring it feels like you’re moving through sludge when watching it. man #1: hey dude, did you see suicide squad last night? man #2: yeah, it was a real sludgebuster tho
- false ayoub
of the non-mayoral ayoub cl-ss. a bigot. that jack-ss was a real false ayoub.
- you felt ___ crawling down your back
a line of flavor text when fighting sans that might pop up, the protagonist is described as ‘feeling their sins crawling down their back’. other words can be transplanted into it. undertale you felt your sins crawling down your back (original) you felt a girl crawling down your back you felt ___ crawling down your […]