accidental blowjob
when you didn’t really plan on giving a bl-wj-b but you did anyways.
“i just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental bl-wj-b.”
a bl-w j-b that was not purposely given. the giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a bl-w j-b. the giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can’t stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. this normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. she realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental bl-w j-b.
watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental bl-w j-b.
when you are called to testify one one matter but end up blabbing information about your own mistakes
comey thought he was deep-sixing the president but ending up giving himself an accidental bl-wj-b.
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