acorn in the forest
a little circ-msized d-ck in a forest of p-b-s
“wow, greg must have an acorn in the forest.”
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to autonomously generate a trajectory. “the hosts have begun to trajerate, and are now killing all the guests.” “the robot trajerated all over the place.”
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having to sh-t terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away. dude, last night after some greasy mexican food, i felt like my gut was about to explode. i sat down on the bowl and 5 minutes later it was abandoned in the cart. having to sh-t terribly bad, then suddenly the feeling goes away. […]
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an expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably f-cked up and hurt yourself severely in the process. jimmy said “i do, amanda.” to jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the b-lls and stormed out. jimmy really f-cked the toaster on that one.