Adam and Eve
two nudists who decided to take dietary advice from a talking snake.
eve: “wow adam, i’m getting fat. what should i do?
adam: ” i dunno, why don’t you ask that snake?”
snake: “don’t eat apples.”
the f-cking f-ggots who ate the apple in the garden of eden.
thanks to adam and eve, everyone is f-cked.
c-ckney rhyming slang for ‘believe’
do you adam and eve it?
the two chuckleheads who populated the earth with imbreds. explains a lot.
i wonder if adam and eve looked identical, except for the genitalia?
simply put, the first two humans in existence which would be fully compatible with the belief that evolution is correct. after all every human can trace their ancestry back to y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve which might be the entire concept that religions were referring to when they claimed that there was a “father” and a “mother” of the human race. this has evidence unlike the abiogenesis myth of the atheist.
adam and eve? meet y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve! (although both y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve lived hundreds of thousands of years apart).
simply put, the first two humans in existence which would be fully compatible with the belief that evolution is correct. after all every human can trace their ancestry back to y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve which might be the entire concept that religions were referring to when they claimed that there was a “father” and a “mother” of the human race.
adam and eve meet y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve (although they lived thousands of years apart).
a slang term for ecstasy. methylenedioxy-n-methylamphetamine.
we went to the club last night and danced with adam and eve.
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