Adidas Junkie


often referred to as “muzzers” or something of the sort. defined as a male or female that think they are “all that” which are definitely far from it, more often than not wearing multiple items of clothing from the adidas brand, supporting a muzz hair-style and swearing every second word.

usually from a italian/mediterranean background, or wishes they were. likes to hang around shopping malls and train stations.
adidas junkie: “yo m-th-rf-ckaa gimmie a f-ckin ciggy!”

phoebe: “oh look gabi, its some adidas junkiess!”

gabi: “they are actually so gay it isn’t funny”

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