Adkisson’s Army


the vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the american government since obama was elected president. includes disgruntled bush supporters, libertarian party members, ayn rand fans and survivalists. named after jim d. adkisson, who shot up a unitarian universalist church in knoxville because it was full of his hated liberals.
my brother’s gone off the deep end since the election. he’s become a footsoldier in adkisson’s army.

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