Admiral’s Chair


a s-xual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.
i had her in the admiral’s chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.

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