adult bedtime story

adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.
a: let’s read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

b: sure.

a: a long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. then one day… zzz…zzz…

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