Afghani Blowtorch


a middle-eastern twist on the brazilian fart fetish craze. an afghani blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones -n-s and have them p-ss gas in your face, putting you in flames.
guy #1: dude, what happened to your face?
guy #2: you know that middle-eastern hooker kajahl?
guy #1: yeah.
guy #2: she said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an afghani blowtorch! now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.
guy #1: kinky!
guy #2: i know, right?!

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