african nose job
receiving a formal bl-w j-b and hand job from the truck of an african elephant.
upon entering africa, jon and eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious s-xual fantasy; the elusive african nose job.
shortly after, jon and eric were b-lls deep in an elephants trunk getting an african nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.
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