African sleeper hold
when a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a d-ck.
this usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
father: and hansel and gretel lived happily ev-bwawhgawhghg!
humongous black man: welcome to the jungle b-tch! you gonna die!
onlooker: now that’s an african sleeper hold if i’ve ever seen o-bawahwgahwg!
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