ages of war


a legendary text-based strategy online game. has a small player base and the game resets every 45 days, players compete to be the largest and strongest player. each person controls a ‘province’, part of a ‘kingdom’ which may contain up to 10 people. the player must manage resources such as food, gold, lumber and crystals, train units, attack other provinces and cast magic. adjustments to the game are made every round and there is a good forum for discussion on the site.
“the new ages of war round starts soon.”
“omg, better make my province”.

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