aids list celebrity
a celebrity who has aids.
doorman: “sorry you’re not on the list, you’re not coming in.”
freddy mercury: “no not a-list, i said i’m on the aids list.”
doorman: “sh-t, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don’t touch me.”
freddy mercury: “f-ck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there’d be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity.”
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